I'm waiting for a president to get up there and go, "Naw, I think this year we'll be having bird! Who's got stuffing! I call drumstick!" and then get one of the Secret Service boys to plug the bird right there.

Now that would be news.

Link: any news source you like.

Somebody said I had a blog or something.... oh yeah here it is.

So much for a post-a-day eh?  Here's today's: Oklahoma sucks.  Not the team, the state.  The entire geographic region.  I could give a crap about the team.

Discuss.

If you'd like you could expand to "Everything Sucks"(tm) That might be better.  Or it might suck also, since it would be a finite subset of everything.  Hell for all I know, you suck! I suck! That guy over there pretending not to read my site sucks!

Sorry guys, but if this is the best we can do, then we will forever be relegated to the "dorky toy OS that nobody uses."

"How to choose the right screenshot program."  Come on.  That's just lame.  On so many levels.  Here's the short (my) version: Does it take a screenshot? Good. You're done.  Thank you come again!

Link: Linux.com | How to choose the right screenshot program

Alright. What The F?  How many Jack-and-Cokes do you have do drink while sitting around at the local Boar's Nest-type establishment to come up with something that ignorant?  I can see it now:

"Billy's got an AK!!"
"Oh, Sh*t! Where's my Chemistry book?"
Riiight.

Please, take a moment and think before opening your backwater hick redneck hillbilly four-toothed mouths people.  Cripes.  Particulary if you are (or are vying for) political office.

Kevlar book covers.  What's next?  Giving teachers guns? Oh yeah! Thought of that already!

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Now, see, Ron? Isn't that much better? If you leave the preaching and hyper-allegory and all of that crap behind you come out with a much better show.

After being called a "funny crank" and such after my harsh review of last week's double episode,  my opinion of both those two shows stands.  This one, definitely not so much.  I could actually stomach it!

I'm still plenty pissed off about your treatment of Apollo and Starbuck.  Apollo's still being the chicken-sh^t frackup fat-ass, and Starbuck's still having hormone issues.  -sigh-  Maybe the old man will kick both their asses and get them back in line.

Get these guys off the rock next week and lets return to the core, Ron!!!

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...and his vision of Battlestar Galactica.  He's taking this (and himself, and the show) waaaay too damn seriously, what with the not-so-fracking-subtle parallels to the war in Iraq (don't tell me you didn't see it. May as well have shoved it down your throat.), to the downright rape and desecration of the Starbuck character (awwwww, its a girl! Wait, I'll stop being a hardcore space-marine bitch and turn soft and love my Cylon captor in this one episode.....*vomit*)

What. The. Frack. Ron.

Take your Star Trek circle-jerk fantasy "I'm too heady for this show" crap somewhere else, Ronnie.  You've overstepped the bounds, taken things to a whole new level.  The whole "wild west" / Baghdad New Caprica thing was a big mistake.  Big.  Jump the shark big. 

I am sorely disappointed, Ron.  Between the fiasco that is New Caprica to the abomination of Apollo-Fat-Ass aboard the Pegasus....  I really don't recognize this... this thing that I once knew as Battlestar Galactica.  You did this on purpose.  You screwed with the two fracking ICONS of BSG, Starbuck and Apollo and turned them into parodies of themselves.  Why? So you could "redeem" them or "give them flaws" or some other nonsense "intelligent" crap?  Bull. 

At least we have Adama.  At least you haven't strayed too far with respect to him.  He's still the same hardcore Motherfracker that you introduced us to, even if he's feeling a bit guilty....

I want spaceships, red glowing eyes, explosions, three-man cylon raiders, and boots on the ground, bitch.  What's next?  Tyrell and Tigh getting it on in a homo-love-trist?  The new "friendly" Boomer is really a psycho lesbian hose beast who preys on small children and pushes little old ladies out into traffic?

Here it is in one sentence:  You're pushing the limits because you think you can.  Because you think its "edgy" and "modern".   Because sex and infighting and internal conflict is the last refuge of the inept story creators, the soap-opera the indicator of no-more-good-original-ideas, the single-most-reason modern Star Trek became the shambles it is now in.   Because nobody is telling you, "No, Mr. Moore, I think that's a bad idea.  No, Ron, that's not cool."  You're getting Lucasitis, Ron.  Go see the doctor. Now.

And to think that Hatch is on board with all of this makes me scratch my head in total confusion even more.

Get the fracking crew off the fracking planet, and get back to the mission, Ron.  Find Earth.  Fight Cylons.  Stop your pedantic prostelytization and get back to it.

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